Comments on: Am I Vertu Or Not http://www.nnyman.com/personal/2006/09/05/am-i-vertu-or-not/ Niko Nyman's blog on shifting topics. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:09:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Peppe http://www.nnyman.com/personal/2006/09/05/am-i-vertu-or-not/#comment-3400 Peppe Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:42:56 +0000 http://www.nnyman.com/personal/2006/09/05/am-i-vertu-or-not/#comment-3400 <p>In one word: No. Probably they've tinkered with a healthy dose of LV copies, maybe sold a few as well - and seen a few Vertu ads (inside a magazine, with a print raster from hell) but unfortunately I'm forced to place my bet on "No". No, they haven't.</p> <p>A pussy patch on your lower chin doesn't make you an achiever, not even a rich-playboy-wannabe, and yellow is soo last decade-ish. Cheap-ass tattoos went off the vogue during his jailtime, especially the ones that resemble a pile of kittenshit or miniature pizza slice on the dashboard of your Lada.</p> <p>I reckon he's got a huge load of bling & ice all over his pimpy suit (which was stolen from a designer outlet five years ago) when he enters a seedy bunker otherwise pretending to be a night club. What he needs, though, is a golf club. Up his arse.</p> <p>And finally the good and kind words: thank goodness the lousy quality of that particular picture is pleasantly merciful to his acne.</p> In one word: No. Probably they’ve tinkered with a healthy dose of LV copies, maybe sold a few as well - and seen a few Vertu ads (inside a magazine, with a print raster from hell) but unfortunately I’m forced to place my bet on “No”. No, they haven’t.

A pussy patch on your lower chin doesn’t make you an achiever, not even a rich-playboy-wannabe, and yellow is soo last decade-ish. Cheap-ass tattoos went off the vogue during his jailtime, especially the ones that resemble a pile of kittenshit or miniature pizza slice on the dashboard of your Lada.

I reckon he’s got a huge load of bling & ice all over his pimpy suit (which was stolen from a designer outlet five years ago) when he enters a seedy bunker otherwise pretending to be a night club. What he needs, though, is a golf club. Up his arse.

And finally the good and kind words: thank goodness the lousy quality of that particular picture is pleasantly merciful to his acne.

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